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The Drunk Texts Presents: Harry The First 7/31/21


Everyone's favorite boy wizard meets everyone's favorite Bard in Harry the First, The Boy Who Hath Liv'd! A Drunk Texts tradition! 

Join us for Harry’s birthday celebration and relive Harry and his BFF's first year at school like you never have before - in Shakespearean verse!

Catch the performance LIVE (with plenty of drinking games) on Saturday, July 31st at 10pm at Don’t Tell Mama’s!

Will a certain friendly groundskeeper take too many shots of whiskey? Will the headmaster bust a rhyme (in verse) during a game of King's Cup? And how drunk will That Gent Who Wilt Not Be Nam'd be by the time he finally gets to his first line? Anything could happen in this epic Elizabethan parody, come find out what does!

$12.00 cover charge and a 2 drink minimum per person 


Food Menu Available

Seating from 9:30pm

Approximate running time: 90 minutes


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Show Details

Show Date & Time 07-31-2021 10:00 pm
Show Ends (approximate) 07-31-2021 11:55 pm
Cut off date 07-29-2021
Cover Charge: 12.00
Don't Tell Mama NYC (View Map)
343 W 46th St
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